Are you subscribed to a ton of newsletters?
Do they just sit there in your inbox as you ignore them, the jet-black bold letters staring at you…silently judging you?
If that’s the case then you should subscribe to my mailing list too.
Besides, what’s one more unread email anyway?
And if by some chance you feel frisky enough to wade into the swamp, you might accidentally open mine and learn a thing or seven.
In which case the hundreds of hours I spent learning how to craft mouth-watering headlines and knees-weakening copy weren’t a total waste.